From the Mind of a 13 yr. old

13 yr. old daughter: "Dude, my veins are so defiantly obvious."
Me: "The word defiant doesn't fit in there."
13 yr. old: "Sure it does."
Me: "Nope.  Defiant means going against the rules."
13 yr. old: "Well, my veins are going against the rules, apparently speaking."
Me: Apparently speaking? (mental thought, what tha?)