Thursday, April 18, 2013

I Was Born a Ramblin' Man



 


Well, woman.  Folks, I am a ramblin' fool, apparently, when it comes to interviews.  Today was my third interview, not with the same school mind you, and I feel like a goon.  I ramble.  A lot.  My inner voice is saying, "Get to the point, already!" 

It's nerves, I guess, but I wish I could get this under wraps because I know it's hampering me.  The trouble is, I have great responses in mind, they just fly out the window instead of my mouth when it comes time to answer.


 Gahhhhhhh!  I really want this job.  Send a hope and a prayer to this fool.

Muah,

The Kitchen Witch

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Play House

Is this not the sweetest little playhouse you've ever seen?  We were heading home from my mom's when this sunny little club house caught my eye.  The darling hubs pulled over to give it some inspection and announced, "I can build that." 

Bebe's birthday is less than a month away so we shall see....

In the mean time, here are some other casitas that have caught my eye on the web.  I'm keen on teepees, too.

This purple doored beauty was spied on Pinterest


This sweet green number came from Betty Crafter.  I especially love the inside shots of her daughter's cottage. She's decorated it in the most lovely way.


And how cute is this?  I love the buttery yellow and mint door from Restyled Home.  There are some great inspiration ideas for how to build a sink and stove area, too.

make_a_teepeeOn the other hand, there are great teepee options.  Here's a no-sew version from The Handmade Home.  We can handle no-sew, right?!  Sure we can! ;)

Whichever way we go, I hope to spend hours watching Bebe havin' a ball in her space.

Happy Sunday, y'all.  I'm off to try my hand at homemade Poptarts with puff pastry.

The Kitchen Witch

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Corona Cupcakes

 
 
We made these cupcakes for Super Bowl and I'm thinking of recreating them for an upcoming Cinco de Mayo gathering.  You may substitute the Corona for Blue Moon beer and use orange juice and zest rather than lime.
 
Ingredients
 
1 box of Yellow Cake mix
1/2 cup Corona beer
3 Tbsp Vegetable Oil
2 Large Eggs
1 (8 oz) pkg. Cream Cheese
1 cup Confectioners Sugar
Zest of one Lime
Juice of 1 Lime

Directions

Combine cake mix, beer, oil, and eggs in a mixer.  Pour into greased cupcake liners and bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 to 20 minutes or until done.  My oven is a little off and it always takes longer to bake things in it.
 
While the cupcakes are baking, mix softened cream cheese, powdered sugar, and juice until well incorporated.  Add zest at the end and stir just until mixed in. 
 
Frost cooled cupcakes with cream cheese icing and garnish with zest. 

Friday, April 5, 2013

Pop Tarts from Scratch and Life on the Side

I found the idea to make my own Pop Tarts from Pinterest.  Quick & East Recipes shared the recipe for Strawberry Nutella Poptarts and I'm so glad they did.  I think I'll try making these with puff pastry the next time we try them since I'm not a huge fan of pie crust, but the girls were thrilled with them so it's definitely worth doing again.

We've made a few trips recently, one for my Grandma's funeral and the other for Easter.  It's been a sad time for us, but it was nice to visit with family and friends of the family.

Here we are at the cemetery.  This place is so remote, the last time a person was buried there was in 2006.  The cemetery is small and the oldest marker dates back to the 1830's .  It was neat to walk through and read the dates, imagining people over one hundred years ago traveling afoot or by horse and buggy to this same spot to mourn for their loved ones.
 
Here's my Mom's rooster, Chief.  He is beautiful and newly a father to seventeen chicks.
Momma (I think this is Margie) really won't let us get near enough to get a good picture.  She really is a good momma bird.

For Easter, we had a little Duck Dynasty inspired fun and went all out Camo.  For the men, this just meant they didn't have to change into Easter dress since camouflage is staple attire.

Camo or not, the kids had fun
with confetti eggs or cascarones as we call 'em,
and piƱatas.  There's more candy than we know what to do with.

I hope you had a nice Easter holiday and are ready for warmer days.  They're coming.

 


Sunday, March 24, 2013

Brown Sugah & Maple Glazed, Bacon Wrapped Lil Smokies

That's a mouthful to say, but that's exactly what they are.  These were served at my husband's company Christmas party and, boy, did I go back for seconds.

I came home and began my search and found this recipe on the web.  It was pretty much exactly how I remembered them tasting.  We served these at Super Bowl.

Looka...
Before
After
 We could have left them in the oven a little longer so that the bacon crisped up even more, but we just couldn't wait any longer.  We burned fingers and tongues getting after these before they could cool off or even be plated.

If you're interested in serving these not so healthy, but way addicting and yummy snacks, here's what you'll need...

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 pound Li'l Smokies
  • 12 ounces, weight Center-cut Bacon
  • FOR THE GLAZE:
  • ⅓ cups Brown Sugar
  • ¼ cups Maple Syrup (the Real Stuff)
  • 1 Tablespoon Dijon Mustard
  • A Small Pinch Of Cayenne (optional)

  • Directions courtesy of Cooking Ventures at http://cookingventures.blogspot.com

    I didn't use toothpicks to keep the bacon attached to the smokies, but please do if so inclined.
    "Empty the smokies onto some paper towels and blot them dry. Dry smokies will allow the bacon to adhere better. Place the dried smokies in a single layer (keeping them separated) onto a small cookie sheet. Place in the freezer for 45 minutes."  I skipped this step and didn't have trouble wrapping the smokies.
    "While the smokies are in the freezer, cut the bacon into thirds. Separate each piece of bacon and place on a large cookie sheet in a single layer." I skipped this step, too, since my bacon came straight from the fridge.   "Put the bacon in the fridge for at least 30 minutes. The well-chilled smokies and bacon will help to keep everything from getting too slippery when you wrap the smokies later.
    When it is nearly time to take the smokies out of the freezer, preheat the oven to 350F. Line a rimmed sheet pan with heavy-duty aluminum foil. Make the glaze by whisking together the brown sugar, maple syrup, mustard, and cayenne (if using). Whisk the mixture well to ensure that the larger pieces of brown sugar have broken up.
    Wrap a piece of bacon around each smokie, pressing firmly on the final edge of the bacon to better ensure it does not spring open during baking. Try not to stretch the bacon when wrapping the sausages. Place the bacon-wrapped smokies onto the foil-lined sheet pan, seam side down. Continue with the rest of the bacon and smokies. Using a spoon, put a little bit of the thick glaze on top of each bacon-wrapped smokie, trying to coat each one evenly. You should have just enough glaze to do the entire batch.
    Bake the smokies for about 35 minutes or until they are lightly brown on top. Immediately transfer the smokies to a serving plate or a slow cooker set on low to keep warm. These a very addictive. I apologize in advance."

    These were so good, I have to say, and would be great to serve to a crowd.  We will be making these, again, in the future.

    Happy Sunday, y'all

    The Kitchen Witch
     
     

    Sunday, March 17, 2013

    Cowgirl boots

    It's what you wear for church...
    If you're a two year old girl.  Happy Sunday, y'all.
     

    Saturday, March 16, 2013

    Life and Crawfish Monica

    Folks, it's the time of year I love best.  Spring has sprung, even here in drought ridden South Texas.  Life has continued during my absence of blog land.  I've had the pleasure of being a substitute teacher to many elementary aged children and it is true what they say, kids do say the darnedest things.

    Why, just the other day, as I was lining up a classroom of second graders, a boy asked, while looking up at me, "how can I can I get some holes in his face like that?"  Puzzled and somewhat distracted by the group of talkers at the back of the line, I looked down and asked him, "What?," to which he pointed at his own dimple-less cheeks.  It immediately dawned on me that he was referring to my dimples, which are quite deep, ditches you might say, and I had to laugh.  I told him that you just had to be born with them.

    Another boy was explaining how he thought he caught Malaria from a box of dirt he'd been digging through.  See, the dirt was from Haiti; his parents, both missionaries, had brought it back.  I was thoroughly entertained with his self-diagnosis.  Kids do say the darnedest things.

    In my spare time, I've been working on watering the yard in hopes to green it up and have been cleaning up all the dead from the winter.  Tomato plants are in the ground and herbs are soon to follow, just as soon as I can chicken proof the herb box.  Our hens, it turns out, are fans of cilantro and parsley.

    I've also had time to try a few new recipes.  Here's a great one for crawfish, called Crawfish Monica; this pasta pleased the whole family.  Here 'tis...
    my photo
    Crawfish Monica recipe
    Crawfish Monica (Photo from Flickr by muckster

     Ingredients

    1 pound linguine or fettucine (I used the rotini pasta as pictured above)
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    6 tablespoons unsalted butter
    1 cup chopped yellow onions
    2 tablespoons minced garlic
    2 teaspoons Essence, recipe follows (Instead of making a large batch of Emeril's Essence, I guesstimated by adding a little of each ingredient, approximately 1/2 tsp. paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, etc., a small shake of cayenne pepper and so on.  It's better to add a little and then add more to taste than adding too much and ruining the dish.)
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1/4 teaspoon cayenne
    1/4 cup dry white wine
    2 cups heavy cream
    1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
    1 pound crawfish tails*
    1/2 cup chopped green onions
    1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley leaves
    1 cup grated Parmesan

    Preparation

    Cook the pasta in a large pot of boiling salted water until al dente, about 8 minutes. Drain, reserving 1/4 cup of the cooking liquid. Return to the pot and toss with the olive oil and reserved cooking liquid. Cover to keep warm.
    In a large saute pan or skillet, melt the butter over medium-high heat. Add the onions and cook, stirring, until soft, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic, Essence, salt, and cayenne, and cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Add the white wine and cook over high heat until nearly all evaporated. Add the cream lemon juice and cook, stirring occasionally, until slightly reduced. Add the crawfish tails and cook, stirring, to warm through. Add the onions and parsley and cook for 1 minute. Add the cooked pasta and toss to coat with the sauce. Cook until the pasta is warmed through, about 1 minute. Remove from the heat and add 1/2 cup of the cheese.
    Turn out into a serving bowl and top with the remaining 1/2 cup of cheese. Serve.
    *Crawfish tails can be purchased online and shipped through Cajun Grocer. Peeled medium shrimp can be substituted, but the cooking time must be increased to allow thorough cooking.

    Emeril’s ESSENCE Creole Seasoning (also referred to as Bayou Blast):
    2 1/2 tablespoons paprika
    2 tablespoons salt
    2 tablespoons garlic powder
    1 tablespoon black pepper
    1 tablespoon onion powder
    1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
    1 tablespoon dried oregano
    1 tablespoon dried thyme
    Combine all ingredients thoroughly.
    Yield: 2/3 cup
    Recipe courtesy of Emeril Lagasse on Food Network.

     Here's a final shot of my bowl before I dug in.  I added a sprinklin' of Cajun seasoning to my bowl before I ate and it was perfect.
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